If I see you wearing white after this weekend, I am legally allowed to kick you in the dick. Beige gets a slap in the face. Cream, hi-five.

son asked me if i'd make him toast,i dropped a plate in front of him w/ waffles,strawberries whipped cream and choc drizzle. best.face.ever.

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I can't feel my face. Vague memories of whipped cream haircuts at midtown. Happy birthday to me?

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@x0sammyQx0 hahahaha niceee!! xD hahaha - i want bill ice cream. und my face feels SOO nasty!! idk my skin feels disgusting.

Is it a crazy idea to plan a back to school ice cream party for Saturday? Ballon animals and face painting would be a must! :)

#MyDreamLassnite :he took a dump in his hands n wiped it on his face lyk it was face cream .Now iRemember y they khall him doo doo hands ;D

@PlanetJedcest 'Edward?' 'Yeah' 'You know when you had that cream on your face?' '..yeah' 'I wanted to lick it off so bad.' JEDCEST FTW

RT @robhuebel: If I see you wearing white after this weekend, I am legally allowed to kick you in the dick. Beige gets a slap in the face. Cream, hi-five

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Stuju yud..cowo jg hrs mrawat diri RT @reforrere: kalah cewe !! sainganny olga dkk :p RT @hernawanyudha: It's time to use a face cream :D

@CloudStrife_ACC ... *she returns several minutes later, little spots of cream dotting her face* *purrrrrr*

cow's stomach has a surface like Mia's face cream. Wet and slides. Bahaha, I love REBELDE! :D Mia and Miguel are awesome together. :>

@DrPerricone: When I reach 9k followers 2 random followers will get a Cold Plasma cream http://bit.ly/cNIs3h pls RT!